Better Than Your Faves
FUCK THE OSCARS

Fassy didn’t stand a chance because the Academy is full of old prudes that eat up piece of shit Lifetime-lite movies like The Descendants and Extremely Loud. They can handle beheadings and violence like in The Gladiator but they can’t handle penis. I’ve actually seen most of the nominated films and the only 2 guys who belong in that category are Gary Oldman and Jean Dujardin and Fassy was better than them both.

AND WTF AT JONAH HILL AND MELISSA MCCARTHY!?!